Customer: *Walks up with 1 candy bar to purchase*
Me: Are you a rewards member?
Me: Would you like to join?
Me: Would you like this on your Sears card?
Me: Would you like to make a donation to St Jude?
Me: Credit or debit?
Me: Would you like your receipt printed?
Me: What religion are you?
Me: What do you think about Russia and Czech?
Me: Are you a virgin?